Faster than a speeding bullet

Forget it, I know already: Season five, episode 25, disc 7. Damn I'm fast...
I just realized today I'm in my trekie mode. No people! I'm not a pale lonely virgin! Damn you people and your stereotypes... You sinners think trekies are some kind of gullible freaks! I have a very weak condition! I suffer from a massive somatophysical failure, after a nucleonic beam from the Kataan probe penetrated my house shield and my crew had to beam me out and...
.....
*Okey dokey, time to get my medicines...*