Thursday, December 16, 2004


Dear Diary:
A stupid girl almost get Mr. Marshmallow man and me killed today. She decided to make an illegal turn on the street, and destroy my not-so beautiful car. We spent four hours at the hospital and the only cool thing about it is that I think I'll get mutant powers with all the Gamma rays I was exposed to. That and the fact that I'm taking enough drugs to make me forget that don't have a car anymore thanks to a stupid stupid stupid girl.
I'll got to sleep now. I hope my truck is resting in a better place.

Ms. Mysterious (reckless driving victim)

P.S. 1Having said this, it's good to be alive and kicking
P.S.2 It would be even better to be alive and kicking HER ass...