Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Oh, grandmother what big *beep* you have!

Really, have men no sense of proportion? Look at the size of those two things! Each of them is the size of her head! You could play bowling with them! Or bounce with them to the moon and back! On the other hand, you would arrive before anybody else to your appointments. Villains would choke to death if they were between those two things. Or you could cause international panic when people confuse your "attributes" with two planets approaching earth. Of course you have to be careful enough not to trip with them. Or fall forward. Whatever. Baad Joe Benitez, baaad.