Tonight's capital sin

I'm an abomination. My soul is on it's way to eternal damnation. I just ate half a bag of doritos with chicken, beans, tomato, cheese, jalapenos, and avocado. But I will not go to hell alone! no way jose! I will take my partner in crime with me.  I will not go down alone dammit!
Tonight I'm a different person. Tonight you may call me... Ms. Glutony.
 
oooh shame on me... *burp*
 
Going for an alka seltzer now...and don't you dare try to stop me!