Dear Santa:

I want the new Ipod I want the new Ipod I want the new Ipod I want the new Ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cool new improvement? You can watch videos. Bless you, oh , beautiful technology!!!!!! ... And damn you, stupid poverty!!
No, I don't really want this Ipod. (not for now at least) I'm happy with my 40 gb Ipod- D2, with its 4,700 songs and the complete first season of Galactica, Doctor Who and Clone wars and God knows what else I have in there. Long live Apple!!!