Yup. We're definitely going to hell.

Your head hurts trying to find the perfect holiday gift? Search no more! I have the solution for all your problems! Behold the... BUDDY CHRIST!!!! (bubble head edition). No, seriously, I love this toy. I actually have one myself (the regular one). What you have to see is the Jesus Deluxe Action Figure. It turns water into wine!
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And they say I am the blasphemous one.