Sinners! Say hello to your new best friend

We have a new guest sinners! Scroll down the page and on your right side you'll find... BaconObi One Kenobi! Yes, our very own blogkeeper. (Blog guardian. Blog pet. Blog ahm..visitor?)
Don't be fooled by his appearance! He's dangerous. If you make fun of him, he will eat every one of your fingers as he dips them in tartar sauce. He's the far cousin of our very own Omnipotent Puedquito (my powerful pig plush toy, whose real name is PuedquitObi One Kenobi), so don't you dare mess with Mr. Bacon, for he has powerful allies!
That will be all for now. You may leave in peace, but remember to say goodbye to the pig, otherwise you'll be damned from here to eternity!! Muahahahahaa