Ms. Mysterious and the happy virus

Today my relatives left. Today I´ll finally sleep in my bed. Sort of. You see, everyone got sick. My dad, my sister, my aunt and my cousin were sick. And guess where were most of them sleeping? Yup, my room. So, my temple of peace is something like a temple for virus. I leave Numbtown in a week and I really can´t afford traveling for 28 hours sick. I guess there´s only one thing to do then: Tequila! Hey, a lot of people say that it kills germs.
Too bad I don´t drink. I wonder if a chocolate milk shake will do the trick..hmm...