I must have this! :)
Google Calendar: "In combination with the kit, you can receive a new type of notification from Google Calendar, called the 'wake up' notification. This notification is relentless in ensuring your timely awakening from restful slumber.
The 'wake up' notification uses several progressively more annoying alerts to wake you up. First it will send an SMS message to your phone. If that fails, more coercive means will be used. The kit includes an industrial-sized bucket and is designed to be connected to your water main for automatic filling. In addition, a bed-flipping device is included for forceful removal from your sleeping quarters. Learn more"